Good Morning from The Fellas in The Cave

It's a great morning to be standing. Coors are flowing, darts are smoking. Let's get ready for this most great day. More later -The Fellas UPDATE: Day is getting even better. Just found a stash of menthols. More later -As always, The Fellas

The rain can kiss my ass

The rain is cool but not on a big ass fucking campus from 8am-1pm on a tuesday. I love being wet and yucky after failing a math quiz Im realigning my chakras by having a beer before I hit the gym. God bless america -carlos

April Showers Bring May Flowers

 Why does it only decide to rain at the worst fucking times. In this specific time I was leaving class and saw it was sprinkling. I put my hood up and went outside and it began to pour. I was pissed, had to tell myself that April showers bring May flowers. Lowkey might be bullshit cause theres already flowers. April Showers Bring Wet Fucking Clothes. New saying, Might Stick TBH. Anyway I'm beans.

Coors Banquet is the greatest drink on earth

Coors Banquets is one of the greatest inventions ever. It's perfectly balanced, tasty, and goes great with anything. Even during my college finals week, never a bad time to crack a beer. No more is needed to be said. Attached is a photo of a beautiful can of Banquet:

Many more posts coming soon.